H2 now echoes the Hero (intentional bookend pattern). Sub line loses the 'No camels harmed' aside. Single primary CTA — no secondary. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.7 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
Second humor pop (pairing with the Hero kicker). Subline adds the tasteful-absurd 'No camels harmed.' closer.